
i spray painted an old phone.
the next day i thought i was dying because i had red boogers.
corded phones are a foreign concept to my children.
they took off the cord and pretended it was a pig's tail.
when i was a kid i wanted my own phone.
remember these? that's what i wanted.
my first exposure to cell phones was zach on "saved by the bell".
my first crush was zach on saved by the bell.
but i digress.
the strangest phone call i ever received was from an old boyfriend.
he wanted his stuff back.
it had been 10 years.
the oldest message on my answering machine is maybe 5 years old.
it is my dad performing a bird call.
only it is not actually a bird call.
it goes something like this:
HOH-hoo-UH-oh!
imagine hearing it from a block away.
"is that...your dad?"
"no! what? i didn't hear anything. but i think i need to go home now."
i love my dad.
i think i am the only person in america over the age of 12 who doesn't own a cell phone.
even my dad has a cell phone.
but he never uses it to call me.
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valentine color week: day 1 + 2 + 3 + 4
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